Now airborne

JEANSTER

JEANPHIL ROADSTER

Jean-Phil has officially become a flying Tesla Roadster, bringing his legendary mustache into a whole new era of speed, memes, and absolute chaos.

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The transformation

From mustache
to mach.

Nobody knows exactly when it happened. One day Jean-Phil was a man with a legendary mustache. The next day he was a Roadster with a legendary mustache. The mustache did not change. It never does.

01
Jean-Phil as a Roadster, close-up of the face

The man

A bowl cut. A curl on each side of the mustache. A stare that has seen every chart.

02
Jean-Phil as a Roadster parked, hair flowing back

The upgrade

Body: Roadster. Paint: freckled. Hair: kept, now aerodynamic, mostly.

03
Jean-Phil Roadster diving with blue thrusters

Liftoff

Four blue thrusters, zero roads needed. The mustache stays perfectly curled at any altitude.

Signature test ยท do try this at home

The wind tunnel

Push the throttle and watch what happens to the hair. Engineers measured everything. The mustache did not move once.

Jean-Phil Roadster hovering, front view
HOVER MODE hold FLOOR IT or drag the mustache
SPEED0 mph
HAIR FLOW0%
MUSTACHE INTEGRITY100%
Jean-Phil Roadster flying through a blue sky
Vehicle registration ยท unofficial

His papers

JEANPHIL ROADSTERClass: Flying
Owner
Jean-Phil (also the vehicle)
Body
Roadster, freckled finish
Propulsion
4 blue thrusters + pure confidence
Hair
Unregulated, flows at any speed
Mustache
Twin curl, factory original, non-removable
Fuel
Memes
Top speed
Yes
$JEANSTER APPROVED
Get in the passenger seat

How to buy $JEANSTER

1

Get a wallet

Any wallet you trust. Write the seed phrase on paper and keep it offline.

2

Fund it

Add enough for the swap plus a little for network fees.

3

Swap

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CONTRACT ADDRESS